Sunday, February 17, 2008

15 Minutes

Am I the only one out here that's irritated with our 15 minutes of fame culture? With the brainlessness of reality TV, and the scum that keeps popping up in the tabloids, it just seems like as time goes on, we glorify the lowest common denominator with frightening regularity. Sex tapes, drunken brawls, overdoses, institutionalization...this is the kind of crap we're supposed to be looking up to?

I have an idea for a reality show. Get together all of the dysfunctional celebrities and trailer park side-show freaks, put them on an island in the middle of the pacific ocean. Let them all fight to the death. End of show. Roll credits.

iRant

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Why does
EVERYTHING
seem to have
the prefix of i?
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i know i know
that it began
as something
that refers to
the internet
and to apple
computer but
i feel that the
underlying
meaning has
to do with
the fact that
we are have
become so
obsessed with
ourselves.
i will be great
i will be famous
i will be the
most beautiful
i will be rich
and the center
of attention
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